Granted!! But you eat them without knowing they were infected, and get some green pimples on your face. With fear you go to a doctor who tries to examine it and pokes it, something came out and infect the doctor too, the doctor passes it to many other people till we get a country filled with zombies all cause by you eating a mysterious chocolate...
( LOL!! XD )
Granted! But sense your so smart and everything, Aliens come get you and take you to there home and do lots of weird things to you, take away your smartness and kill you. (they only want them selfs to be the smartys so they had to kill you off. :P)
Granted but then your mom ask you to go to buy some groceries. There you meet a smexy boy whom you instantly fell in love with. He too seems to get the love at first sight...you both go dating ..la la la and la la la till someday he reveals that he in fact killed his previous girlfriend cause she bugged him a lot by hanging her, torturing her, removing her nails and and..
Granted!! but..ehem..you liked the coffee so much that you pops started the plantation of coffee grains. The business is good and it started becoming profitable due to the climatic conditions at your place which causes the coffee to have the best flavor. This causes a global crisis around the world for coffee cause countries depending on coffee plantations fall in severe financial crisis and due to massive complaints Obama is forced to launch a missile attack towards your country to eradicate all coffee plantations...and the rest that goes along..xD
Granted! But you have to trade your only heater for it, when after a while, a freak snow storm comes in, and your house is really cold, you turn off the A/C, but you dont have a heater now. so you freeze to death and die. :P
*Shouting*
Mama..buy me a classic fan...yes yes the old one.
Granted!! but yourself being unlucky Smaster already conquered the 'anime world' and all anime boys were banned and killed..only anime girls remained. I guess continuing the story is futile..xD
Granted! but, you end of duplicating yourself , and the other 'you's' make your life a living hell, steal things, kill people, etc. You end up stuck in jail for all thos bad things 'you' did. :P
And I was thinking of duplicating money to the infinite here..xD
Granted! but, just like in Cinderella's story the effect stops every night at 12.00AM sharp and one night while you tried to run to your car of course trying to take the shortcut you tripped over something and rolled till half your body was stuck in the yard and the other on the street. Poor Smaster who happened to pass by saw the situation and placed a bowl on the street writing on the wall, one spank = 1 dollar.
Granted! But after a while, the pokemon become vary vary dangerous, and they where all killed off by the government. DX (but Smaster hid his pokemon somewhere safe..!? :O)
(..I do wish they where real tho. XD)
Granted!! But you were unaware that inside the bottle was in fact rum with 35% of alcohol cut with the actual drink and Smaster challenged you to who could empty a bottle the first, obviously we both drank non stop and then in the drunken state you started dancing, jumping and even vomited in the bag of and old innocent lady who was passing by. Smaster ignored you as if you were a stranger..lol The next day you remembered of nothing but your face was on the cover of the newspaper....
(Thats not a vary good friend-like thing to do. XD haha!)
Granted! , But people to start to use you to get to your friend, you get stalked all the time by crazy fans, news people and paprazzi, your life is the worst right now, later on you just cant take it anymore, so you have to move, change ur name and what you look like. :(
I wish I had a hot butler to do everything for me. xD
Granted!! But the fact is hidden that the so hot butler is a gay who sees ladies as pests, reason was because he was in the army way before and was teased a lot by his majors and captains till they made him a gay cause all butlers have secret and hard pasts(in animes..xD). But he still listen to all your wishes.
Granted! But, she hates you vary much, but still does her work, and only really likes hot girls (*cough* yuri *cough*), She has been in jail before because of her crazy girl obesssion, and you just cant take it anymore and kill her and bury her body in the back yard...But then she comes back as a zombie and kills you and takes your house and turns it into a Yuri love nest. XD
Granted!! But for this you decide to purchase an instant hair dryer, and on the first try it exploded and burnt all your hair, such that hair would never grow on your head anymore skinhead chan :P
Granted!! But in order to become the Mermaid of you wish you had to pass several tests:
1) Bath in a bathub filled with hairy spiders
2) Remain closed in a abandoned storage for 24 hours without light and electricity.
3) Had all the memory and images of Ichigo remove in your mind.
4) I think the 3rd one alone is sufficient...xD
Granted!! But while on your vaca to your own little private island, your ship sinks while your at shore! :O and now your stranded on the island all alone, not much food or water! How will you survive..?! .... xD
Granted!! But your house is so big that you have to take an elevator to go from first to second floor...move right, left, take a bus, then a train, move down, a round non-stop stairs. So one day you went late to class and the teacher asked you why are you later and you replied "I was lost in my house"..xD and got a detention for fake excuses.
Lol..that doesn't make any sense..haha
Granted!!! You become vary popular! Lots of fans, CDs, etc!! Your always working like crazy!! But you throat finally gives out on you and you cant sing ever again, you lose all your fans, money, everything end up living in a dump for a house, and working late night at a crappy convenience store where nothing exciting ever happens in ur life. Now you have to listen to the hot new young band playing on the radio whie you work your pathetic job and face the facts that was what you use to be and now your life it pure crap. :P
Granted!! You see yourself well placed on an island on the beach, enjoying the sun, gazing at sexy boys, your husband applying lotion on your back and both of you doing lovely lovely things when suddenly your dream breaks..and yes you're still feeling the cold.
Awww! it was getting good, untill you crushed it. Dx
Granted!! The next dream you have becomes real but you dont know it, you go to sleep one night, you start having a dream things are going okay, then suddenly your chased by a crazy murderer, you think "it's ok if something happens, its just a dream." but you still run and try to get away, later he catchs up with you, knocks you out, it hurt really bad, you wonder why you feel pain in your 'dream', you wake up in his old run-down house thats 30 miles into a dark creep forest, its night you dont know where you are, you look around nobody is there, you get up, check out the place, you check the rooms for someone, you open a bedroom door, and..there is dead stinky bodys everywhere you freak, go to run away, you make it to what looks like the front door, you open it and there he stands..with a axe, you run back into the house you trip and fall you look up and next thing you know is your being chopped up. it hurts alot. you think 'its just a dream', but...its not. and you die :P (OhmygodthatwaswaytoolongXD)
Indeed..I will stop dreaming now and always keep something light on..seriously!!
Granted!! But getting so many complaints about fillers and story changing, Kubo Tite went on a vacation for 1 month and sadly his plane crashes. What now End of bleach..not at all, one of the staff took the lead and he sorta modified the story of Bleach. Now they had to kill monkeys and raise a farm. Ichigo married Inoue and got 2 children. No wait one child was from Rukia which died after someone went on SSJ and pierced her heart. All shinigami members were changed to animals with Kenpachi the tiger, Rukia the fish, Byakuya the giraffe and Omaeda the elephant. They all lived happily after.
And you were complaining for some changes..xD
Granted!! Your really good at cooking, so your girlfriend asks you to come over to her place and cook dinner for the 2 of you, She says "You stay here and finish cooking, while I go take a shower." she leaves .. a few minutes later you get 'curious ' you think .. >.> .. Just 1 peek won't hurt. You go, you peek she starts getting out so you run back to the kitchen, only to find the stove is on fire!! and the food is now ruined. :( You put out the fire and She comes down and asks "What happen?!" you think What do I say?! I can't tell her what I was doing.! So you lie and say "I had to go to the bathroom really bad and only left for a minute. I'm sorry." >.> Then you both go out to eat and she never asks for you to cook for her again. :P
Granted but the very first time you plug it and after you switch on, you wasn't aware that your extension was getting old and BAM!! POK...POK..you hear some sounds coming from the console..poor you!!
Granted! but your greed for milk caused a strike among cows that was supplying you milk and other cows started following them. This lead to a world recession due to the stop of manufacturing of milk, and cows start to fight against human for independence. The battle was fierce, Obama was under pressure cause he didn't know that the CBA ( Cows Battle Association) had advanced technologies that could disintegrate all living organism. Now humanity is at risk just because of your greed for milk.
Granted! But then if would give the cows super powers because of the regeneration of their body supply of milk which was always drained by the humans. This causes the cows to revolt finally and make a AHABCATW(Anti-Human Association By Cows Around The World) They roamed across the earth killing and slaughtering humans while freeing other enslaved cows. They are now following their one true master named Jaye19 (yeah, that awesome, cool guy) and now finding and hunting a human named Smaster.
I wish there were real dancing milks in real life lololol
Granted but anyone drinking the dancing milks would suffer from the dancing effect. So one day Hitler was waiting for milk for his cereal and his messenger said that only dancing milk were available. Hitler said that it was not a problem and he would try it but suddenly he started dancing the pharaoh and instead of fearing him all his subordinates laughed at him that was when the Ultra Anti Dancing Milk Disintegration Association Despite That Milk Forms A Huge Part In Every Day Life (UADMDADTMFAHPIEDL) was formed with main objective to kill the master of Dancing Milks...Jaye19..
Granted! Everytime you teleport you will first pass an empty realm to get to your destination but all of it just happens in a millisecond. But one day the Ultra Anti Dancing Milk Disintegration Association Despite That Milk Forms A Huge Part In Every Day Life (UADMDADTMFAHPIEDL) was hunting the awesome mighty Jaye19. So Jaye19 hid in that empty realm. The dancing milk collection he has clogged up the exit therefore any escape would be blocked but you could still enter the realm. So the teleporting Smaster decided to teleport to the North Pole due to aesthetic reasons. So when he went to the realm he never got out. He is now stuck at the realm with the awesome Jaye19 and his dancing milks. In the end, Smaster danced with the milks and became on of Jaye19's minions
Granted! but you started playing all sort of online games and became so addict that you became a NEET, you live for internet, eat internet, poop for internet, 24/24 7/7 your eyes are fixed at your screen, then someday suddenly there had a power cut for like 4 hours, where the expert said you struggled for the first 2 hours and then commit suicide.
Granted! But they start drinking all the milk in the world so Jaye19 got angry and killed all of them. They now become Nekomimi zombies and are hunting Smaster1690 because they are regretting that they actually existed in the first place lolololol